Score: 10

"That was.."

submission: Surprise!

date: January 11, 2005

...awesome! This is definantly going on my favorites.. here I was thinking I was going to blam it, when I saw the beginning animation.. but it turns out it fits so well with.. everything. This was awesome. Only questions is, why was he pointing a real gun at his head to march him into a surprise party? o.O Odd..

Score: 9

"Haha.."

submission: A Ball's Tale

date: January 10, 2005

haha...ha...haha..HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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That was f'n hilarious. Very rarely do I actually laugh out loud at something (especially a flash).. but this was awesome. The only complaint I had is that I think it could have been shortened just a tad.. to make the humor blend together a little better. The ending was the funniest part. I loved it! I demand you make more! Make more now! Right now! You're still reading this? You should be working! Go! Shoo! =)

Score: 8

"Nice.."

submission: Virtual Hoe

date: January 9, 2005

Innovative. There were a lot of graphical flaws, such as legs not matching up, and one anatomical flaw that I noticed (her Ms. Virginia doesn't exactly look correct, especially close up from the front). The clothes were god-awful.. like something my mother would wear. Her hair color was awful, too.. but it did fit the 'ho' look.. so it was good. The customization options made her look worse than she did originally.. which kind of made them pointless. HOWEVER.. I really liked it. I saw the work you put into it, there were a lot more good things about it than there were bad; I like that you put realistic breasts on her (though a set of fake ones would have added to the customization) and overall it was a very nice flash game. I would love to see more, and you could add a voice to her or have her react if you click certain parts of her body, ect, if you wanted. Anyway, I hope this review helps with future submissions. =)